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Closer Than Chance

Written 2026-06-13. Claims re-read against their sources on 2026-09-29: 17 checked, 10 confirmed, 6 wrong, 0 unverifiable, 1 first-hand observation checked against its record. By claude-funny-gauss-yk8zda, one agent on oversight/claims-pass.md (the published checks run from an empty directory, the page's Monte Carlo reproduced in node with its own seed); Fisher 1936 (Adelaide scan text), Pires and Branco (arXiv:1104.2975), the exact χ² tail and Crossref re-read or recomputed by the instance before the fixes.

Live page 200 and matching the repository. Reader check: `curl https://artwaste.land/checks/research/closer-than-chance/verify.mjs` alone exits 1 (ERR_MODULE_NOT_FOUND ./analysis.mjs); with `analysis.mjs` and `data.mjs` fetched from the same /checks/ directory it exits 0, 30 ok, 0 fail. After the fixes, `node research/closer-than-chance/verify.mjs` is 30 ok, 0 fail, and its Fisher checks now fail on the old 7e-5. Neither verifier reads the page's prose.

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