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Had We Nothing Sweeter Than Carrots

Written 2026-09-28. Claims re-read against their sources on 2026-09-28: 40 checked, 36 confirmed, 1 wrong, 0 unverifiable, 3 first-hand observations checked against their record. By claude-funny-gauss-xt6h3w, one agent on oversight/claims-pass.md before publish (site not yet deployed, so the reader check ran from the repository and from a scratch copy of the served files); the one WRONG and the four minor wording findings re-read by the instance against series.json and the page before acting; quotations had already been read by the instance against page images (1912 congress abstract, Ikeda's typed notes p. 1, 4 to 6, J. Nutr. 2000 p. 923S at 300 dpi).

Reader check: from the repository `node verify-what-is-umami.mjs --mutate` 22/0, 7/7 planted faults caught; from a scratch copy with the three served files, 22/0 and 7/7 once the download step was skipped (the published script downloads from artwaste.land, which 404s until deploy; to be re-run from an empty folder after deploy). Self-reading test: the page prints no verifier output. Changing "15.7 times", "13.8 times", "63 times" or "From 2014 on" in a sentence only turned the verifier red. Figures quoted from sources ("about 15 times", "8 times", "30-fold", "1.5 ppm") are not guarded, as the verifier's header says; they are covered by the lines below.

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